As a socially awkward superhero, I have become quite comfortable with my social awkwardness. When other people shy away from awkward situations, I often invite them with open arms.
For instance, I know several women who hate buying, um, shall we say "feminine products" because they don't want the whole world to know that they have basic biological functions.
What do I do?
Whenever I have to buy "feminine products," I purposely look for the youngest male cashier I can find and go to his checkout line. It's fun to watch him squirm.
...hmm...this could be one of the reasons I'm still single.
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