Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Embarrassing Confession #1: Toilet Tarantula

When I was a kid, I used to be afraid to use the bathroom because I imagined there was a "Toilet Tarantula" that ate all my pee and poop. I was afraid that if I didn't hurry up, finish my business, and flush, it would climb up the hole and bite my bum.

Sometimes I still think about the Toilet Tarantula, and I don't linger in the bathroom.

3 comments:

  1. muah---hhhaaaahahahahahaahaa!!!! :)

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  2. one time after my parents put me in bed i snuck out and sat behind my dad's recliner and watched Ernest Scared Stupid as they were watching it. for the next week I was afraid a skull was going to come out of the toilet and bite my butt. weird, because that isn't even part of the movie.

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  3. Liz, that movie is hilarious (but it would have terrified me if I had watched it as a child)!

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